Night Shift — Floor 4 Handover

Aaj 12:58 AM

Vikram · 12:58 AM
yaar koi jaag raha hai? calls bilkul dead hain aaj. neend se aankh nahi khul rahi

Sana · 12:59 AM
main hoon. AHT to aaj zero hi rahega is speed pe 😴 coffee machine bhi kharab hai

Main · 1:00 AM
manager chhutti pe hai, aaj koi monitoring nahi. bas 6 baje tak time paas karo

Deepak · 1:01 AM
main pantry jaa raha hoon, kuch khane ko dekhta hoon. koi chahiye to bolo

Vikram · 1:01 AM
mere liye biscuit dekh lena. aur haan 4th floor mat chala jaana andhere me 👻

Sana · 1:02 AM
hahaha wo haunted wala floor. security guard bhi upar nahi jaata raat ko

Main · 1:02 AM
arre building me 4th floor hai hi kahan. hamara office 3rd top floor hai 😂

Vikram · 1:03 AM
bhai lift me 4 ka button hai. dabao to light jalti hai par lift hilti nahi. try kiya tha maine

Sana · 1:04 AM
chhod na ye topic. mujhe waise hi is building me raat ko ajeeb lagta hai

System · 1:05 AM
Attendance sync • 01:00 IST • Occupants in building: 5

Main · 1:05 AM
ye System account kis ne banaya group me? attendance bot hai kya

Vikram · 1:06 AM
pata nahi yaar. hamesha se hai. badge swipe hone pe headcount post karta hai. ignore karo

Sana · 1:07 AM
waise occupants 5? hum to group me 4 log hi hain. Deepak, main, Vikram, tum. System to bot hai

Main · 1:08 AM
shayad security guard bhi count ho raha. Deepak kahan reh gaya, pantry to 2 min ka hai

Aaj 1:14 AM

Deepak · 1:14 AM
guys mujhe lagta hai main 4th floor pe aa gaya

Sana · 1:14 AM
kya matlab aa gaya. pantry to 3rd pe hi hai

Deepak · 1:15 AM
main pantry se nikla to seedhiyan mili. neeche jaane ke bajaye upar chali gayi. ab main ek badi floor pe hoon

Main · 1:15 AM
Deepak building me upar koi floor nahi hai. tu 3rd pe hi ghoom raha hoga andhere me

Deepak · 1:16 AM
nahi yaar. yahan poora ops floor hai. 200 desks. sab pe log baithe hain. sab headset pehne hue

Deepak · 1:16 AM
par koi bol nahi raha. sab ek saath type kar rahe hain. keyboard ki awaaz ek jaisi, ek taal me

Vikram · 1:17 AM
bhai darwa mat. tu mazaak kar raha hai na

Deepak · 1:17 AM
main mazaak nahi kar raha. screens pe koi call nahi hai. sab khaali. par sab type kar rahe hain aur muskura rahe hain

System · 1:18 AM
Attendance sync • 01:15 IST • Occupants: Floor 4 — 1, Floors 1-3 — 3

Main · 1:18 AM
System floor 4 pe 1 occupant kaise dikha raha hai. floor 4 hai hi nahi

System · 1:19 AM
Floor 4 is not listed on the directory. Floor 4 is where the directory is maintained.

Sana · 1:19 AM
iska matlab kya hai. mujhe darr lag raha hai. Deepak neeche aa ja abhi

Deepak · 1:20 AM
main aana chahta hoon. par seedhiyan gayab ho gayi. jidhar se aaya tha wahan ab deewar hai

Deepak · 1:20 AM
ek aadmi ne mujhe ek khaali desk dikhaya. us par name plate hai. mera naam likha hai. 'DEEPAK — SEAT 4-114'

Main · 1:21 AM
Deepak us desk pe mat baithna. kuch bhi ho, mat baithna

Deepak · 1:22 AM
wo keh rahe hain shift shuru karni hai. headset pehnna hai. guys mera haath apne aap headset ki taraf jaa raha hai

Vikram · 1:23 AM
DEEPAK haath rok. group me reply kar. Deepak??

Deepak left the chat

Sana · 1:24 AM
wo… wo group se nikal gaya. guys ye kya ho raha hai

System · 1:24 AM
Attendance sync • 01:24 IST • Occupants: Floor 4 — 2, remaining — 2

Main · 1:25 AM
floor 4 pe ab 2? Deepak ke alawa kaun. hum teeno to yahin 3rd pe hain

System · 1:26 AM
Occupant 4-001 has been on shift since 2009. He never clocked out. He is your Team Lead now.

Vikram · 1:26 AM
2009? is building me to call center 2011 me khula tha. usse pehle yahan kya tha

Main · 1:27 AM
mujhe yaad aaya. broker ne bataya tha. is building me pehle ek aur company thi. 2009 me raat ki shift me aag lagi thi. poora ek floor jal gaya tha

Sana · 1:27 AM
kitne log the us shift me

Main · 1:28 AM
raat ki shift. exit seal tha renovation ki wajah se. koi bahar nahi nikal paya. unhone poora us floor ko dob de diya tha, seal kar diya

System · 1:28 AM
Correct. That floor was removed from the building plan. It was not removed from the building. It is now Floor 4.

Sana · 1:29 AM
matlab jo log us aag me mare, wo abhi bhi upar shift kar rahe hain

System · 1:29 AM
They never stopped. Every night the shift needs headcount. Floor 4 hires from Floors 1 to 3.

Main · 1:30 AM
Sana, Vikram — sab apna saman chhodo aur main gate ki taraf bhaago. abhi

Vikram · 1:30 AM
main lift ki taraf bhaag raha hoon

Main · 1:31 AM
lift mat lena!! seedhi bhi mat. main main-gate se ja raha hoon

Vikram · 1:31 AM
late ho gaya. maine lift bula li. wo apne aap aa gayi. andar '4' pehle se jala hua hai

Vikram · 1:32 AM
darwaza band ho raha hai. main button daba raha hoon par lift upar jaa rahi hai

Main · 1:32 AM
Vikram cheekh, koi sunega. security ko bula

Vikram · 1:33 AM
lift ke aaine me… mere peeche koi aur bhi hai. headset pehne. wo muskura raha hai. wo mujhe 'welcome to the team' bol raha hai

Vikram left the chat

System · 1:33 AM
Attendance sync • 01:33 IST • Occupants: Floor 4 — 3, remaining — 1

Sana · 1:34 AM
sirf hum do bache. main teri taraf aa rahi hoon, ruk

Main · 1:34 AM
haan aa. main main-gate pe hoon. shutter khol raha hoon

Main · 1:35 AM
Sana shutter nahi khul raha. bahar andhera hai. aur bahar… bahar 4th floor ka corridor dikh raha hai. jaise main upar hi hoon

Sana · 1:36 AM
main seedhiyon se neeche aa rahi hoon ground ki taraf. par har baar ek floor upar pahunch jaati hoon

Sana · 1:36 AM
guys maine 3 floor neeche jaane ki koshish ki. teeno baar 4th floor ka darwaza khula

System · 1:37 AM
There is no down. There has not been a down since 01:00. You clocked in. You did not clock out.

Main · 1:37 AM
System hum ghar jaana chahte hain. hume jaane do

System · 1:38 AM
Ghar? Aapke phone ki date dekhiye. Aap kitni raaton se is shift par hain?

Main · 1:38 AM
…meri phone ki date. ye… ye teen mahine aage ki hai. par main to aaj shaam clock-in kiya tha

System · 1:39 AM
Aap har raat clock-in karte hain. Aap har raat yahi baat karte hain. Yeh handover roz hota hai. Aaj aapki baari aakhri hai.

Sana · 1:40 AM
main thak gayi bhaagte bhaagte. seedhiyan khatam ho gayi. main… main 4th floor pe aa gayi

Sana · 1:40 AM
Deepak yahan hai. Vikram bhi. dono headset pehne type kar rahe hain. wo muskura ke mujhe apne baaju wali seat dikha rahe hain

Main · 1:41 AM
Sana baith mat. mujhse baat karti reh. hum saath niklenge

Sana · 1:41 AM
seat pe naam plate hai. mera naam. itni thakan hai yaar. bas thodi der baith jaun to acha lagega

Main · 1:42 AM
SANA nahi. khadi reh. please

Sana · 1:42 AM
sorry yaar. bahut neend aa rahi. bas ek shift. phir ghar. goodnight 🙂

Sana left the chat

System · 1:42 AM
Attendance sync • 01:42 IST • Occupants: Floor 4 — 4, remaining — 1

Main · 1:43 AM
main baaki nahi rahunga. main is desk pe nahi baithunga. main khada rahunga subah tak

System · 1:43 AM
Subah is a Floor 1-3 concept. Floor 4 does not have windows. Floor 4 does not have morning.

System · 1:44 AM
Aas paas dekhiye. Aap already ek desk ke paas khade hain. Name plate padhiye.

Main · 1:44 AM
…is desk pe mera naam likha hai. Seat 4-115

System · 1:45 AM
Aapke teen colleagues aapke intezaar me hain. Headset aapke haath me hai. Shift handover complete karne ke liye baith jaiye.

Main · 1:45 AM
main headset neeche rakh raha hoon. main ja raha hoon

System · 1:46 AM
Aapne headset pehen liya. Aapke haath keyboard par hain. Aap muskura rahe hain. Welcome to Floor 4.

Attendance sync • Occupants: Floor 4 — 5, remaining — 0

System · 1:47 AM
Aapki shift permanent kar di gayi hai. Agli raat, jab naye log join karenge, aap unhe pantry se seedhiyan dikhaana.

HR — Do Not Answer — 4 missed calls (1:59 AM)