Ramu Kaka — Lift Band Ho Gayi

Aaj 1:08 AM

Main · 1:08 AM
kaka lift 5th aur 6th floor ke beech ruk gayi hai. andar phas gaya hoon

Main · 1:08 AM
light bhi chali gayi. sirf phone ki roshni hai

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:09 AM
ghabrao mat beta. main gate par hi baitha hoon. deep saans lo

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:09 AM
panel me neeche ek laal button hai. usse alarm bajta hai. daba do

Main · 1:10 AM
daba raha hoon. kuch nahi ho raha. koi ghanti nahi

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:11 AM
koi baat nahi. do min me main main-switch off-on karta hoon, lift reset ho jaati hai

Main · 1:11 AM
theek hai. please jaldi. yahan bahut ghutan ho rahi

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:12 AM
tu baat karta reh mujhse. akela mat feel kar. konse floor ka button dabaya tha?

Main · 1:12 AM
6th. B-wing. flat 604. ghar jaa raha tha office se

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:13 AM
achha B-wing. tu naya aaya hai na yahan? kal hi to saman aaya tha

Main · 1:13 AM
naya? kaka main 4 saal se yahin rehta hoon 😄 aap roz mujhe salaam karte ho

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:14 AM
4 saal…

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:14 AM
beta ek baat bata. aaj tareekh kya hai

Main · 1:15 AM
7 tareekh. subah office bhi jaana hai, isliye tension ho rahi

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:15 AM
aur saal? saal batao

Main · 1:16 AM
kaka aap ajeeb kyun pooch rahe ho. aap theek to ho na

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:16 AM
bas bata de beta. mera hisaab thoda gadbadaa gaya hai

Main · 1:17 AM
phone dekhta hoon

Main · 1:18 AM
kaka meri screen pe date… ye galat hai. do saal purani date dikha rahi hai

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:18 AM
galat nahi hai beta

Main · 1:19 AM
battery bhi 3% pe atki hai. main 40 min se yahan hoon, kam nahi hui

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:19 AM
tu 40 min se nahi hai beta. thoda aur der ho gayi hai

Main · 1:20 AM
matlab? aap main-switch off karne ja rahe the na? ab tak kyun nahi hui reset

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:21 AM
main main-switch tak nahi jaa sakta beta

Main · 1:21 AM
kyun nahi. aap to gate par ho

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:22 AM
main gate par nahi hoon. main bhi isi lift ke aas paas hoon. bahut saalon se

Main · 1:22 AM
ye kya bol rahe ho. mujhe darr lag raha

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:23 AM
sun. do saal pehle isi lift me ek aadmi phasa tha. 6th floor. Verma sahab

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:23 AM
wo bhi raat ko phase the. unhone bhi kaha tha — thanda ho gaya achanak

Main · 1:24 AM
phir? aap ne bacha liya na unhe

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:24 AM
main upar gaya tha unhe nikaalne. lift ka darwaza haath se khola. par andar…

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:25 AM
andar wo akele nahi the beta. aur main wapas neeche nahi aa paya

Main · 1:26 AM
matlab aap… aap zinda nahi ho?

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:27 AM
society ne meri jagah naya guard rakh liya. tu uske number pe message kar raha hai

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:27 AM
wo abhi so raha hai gate par. par tere message main padh raha hoon. kyunki tu bhi ab isi jagah pahunch gaya hai

Main · 1:28 AM
nahi. main abhi lift me hoon. mujhe bahar niklna hai. main mazaak nahi samajh raha ye

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:29 AM
beta apne phone me family ke missed calls dekh. kitne purane hain

Main · 1:30 AM
…

Main · 1:31 AM
maa ke 34 missed calls hain. sabse naya… do saal pehle ka

Main · 1:31 AM
unke messages me likha hai 'beta lift me mil gaye, ambulance aa rahi, jaag jao'

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:32 AM
haan beta. wo raat tere liye ruk gayi hai. tu tab se yahin hai

Main · 1:33 AM
to main… main mar gaya?

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:33 AM
nahi. abhi nahi. tu beech me hai. 5th aur 6th ke beech. jaise lift

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:34 AM
isiliye main tujhse baat kar raha hoon. taaki tu 6th par na jaaye

Main · 1:34 AM
6th par kya hai kaka

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:35 AM
wahi hai jo Verma sahab ke saath andar tha. wo har raat lift ko upar bulaata hai

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:35 AM
abhi tera lift dheere dheere upar khisak raha hai na? mahsoos kar

Main · 1:36 AM
haan. floor counter 5 se 6 ki taraf badh raha hai. maine kuch nahi dabaya

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:36 AM
usne bulaya hai. neeche ki taraf soch. neeche. lobby. maa ka chehra yaad kar

Main · 1:37 AM
kaka lift me thand aur badh gayi. meri saans dikh rahi hai. aur…

Main · 1:38 AM
mere saath koi aur khada hai. main akela ghusa tha

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:38 AM
uski taraf mat dekh. phone ki roshni deewar par mat daal

Main · 1:39 AM
usne mere kaan ke paas kaha 'tu bhi salaam nahi karega Ramu ko?'

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:39 AM
wo meri aawaz me bol raha hai beta. wo mujhe janta hai. usne mujhe bhi khaya tha

Main · 1:40 AM
to phir mujhse baat kaun kar raha hai. aap ya wo

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:41 AM
abhi tak main. par mujhe rok nahi paunga zyada der

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:41 AM
jaldi kar. tere phone me emergency call ka option hai. green button

Main · 1:42 AM
daba raha hoon. call ja rahi hai. koi utha nahi raha

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:43 AM
utha lega. do saal se tere maa har raat is number pe call karti hai. bas aaj tu utha

Main · 1:44 AM
counter 6 par aa gaya. darwaza khul raha hai kaka

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:44 AM
mat nikal. 6th floor pe koi corridor nahi hai. society ne wo poora floor seal kar diya tha us raat ke baad

Main · 1:45 AM
par darwaze ke bahar corridor dikh raha hai. lights jal rahi hain. Verma likha hai 601 par

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:45 AM
wo tujhe ghar jaisa dikhata hai. andar mat rakhna kadam. wo tera 6th floor nahi hai

Main · 1:46 AM
par kaka… corridor ke aakhir me maa khadi hai. mujhe bula rahi hai

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:46 AM
beta teri maa ghar par hai. do saal se tere lift ke bahar baithi hai. jo corridor me hai wo maa nahi

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:47 AM
wo wahi cheez hai. teri maa ka chehra pehen ke. use dekh — wo palak nahi jhapka rahi

Main · 1:48 AM
sach me… wo blink nahi kar rahi. aur uski parchhai deewar par ulti padi hai

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:48 AM
ab sun. jo main bolun wahi kar. phone kaan se laga. aankhein band kar. andar mat dekh

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:49 AM
peeche haath badha. panel me sabse neeche 'G' hai. lobby. dabaye rakh, chhod mat

Main · 1:50 AM
daba diya. lift hil rahi hai. wo cheez darwaze me haath daal rahi hai

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:50 AM
chhodna mat. main darwaze ko andar se pakad raha hoon. jaise Verma sahab ke liye pakda tha

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:51 AM
is baar main isse neeche nahi jaane dunga. tu jaayega. neeche.

Emergency call connected — 00:03

Main · 1:52 AM
kaka call lag gayi!! koi saans le raha hai udhar

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:52 AM
wo teri maa hai beta. do saal baad. use bata tu lift me hai. G floor aa raha hai

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:53 AM
aur mujhe bhool jaana. Ramu kaka ko yahin rehne de 6th par. mera kaam yahi hai ab

Main · 1:53 AM
kaka nahi. aap bhi neeche chalo mere saath

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:54 AM
main neeche gaya to darwaza chhod dena padega. phir tu nahi bachega. main yahin theek hoon

Lift descending • 6 → 5 → 4

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:54 AM
chalti rehne de. neeche pahunch ke seedha bahar bhaagna. peeche mat dekhna

Main · 1:56 AM
3… 2… lobby aa gaya. darwaza khul raha hai. maa saamne khadi hai — asli wali, ro rahi hai

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 1:56 AM
ja beta. gale lag ja. do saal ho gaye

Ramu Kaka (Guard) left the chat

Main · 1:58 AM
kaka? kaka thank you. main bahar aa gaya

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 2:03 AM
ye number ab wapas naye guard ka hai beta. Ramu kaka do saal pehle hi guzar gaye the. tumne kiske saath baat ki, ye mat sochna

Ramu Kaka (Guard) · 2:04 AM
bas itna hai — society ki 6th floor ki lift aaj bhi kabhi kabhi apne aap upar chali jaati hai. aur ruk jaati hai. koi use nahi leta.

Maa — 34 missed calls (2:07 AM)